Monday, November 12, 2012

You Hatchet-Faced Nutmeg Merchant!


You have a hideous, hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility  of a woman!


You are a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father raised wholly on hoe-cake!


If he is elected...the air will be rent with the cries of the distressed, the soil will be soaked with blood and the nation black with crimes!


You are the creole bastard brat of a scotch-peddler!


Do you want to see your dwellings in flames? Female chastity violated? Children writhing on a pike?


You are an old, bald, crippled, toothless man who wants to start a war with France while you're not importing mistresses from Europe!

If he is elected, murder, rape, adultery and incest will be openly taught and practiced!


Haven't we had enough monarchy in America?


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the.... ????

Jenna Cody said...

http://critteristic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/glowing-kitten.jpg

Jenna Cody said...

For anyone who doesn't understand the meaning of this post, I humbly suggest Google.