I'm OLD

So I officially turn into a Mom-jeans wearing member of the Uncool Club today at the ripe old age of sometime over 30 but younger than 35.

A true friend would get me a Taiwanese guy in a white mankini as a gift. 

By the way, when someone ordered this video for the KTV party, the Taiwanese guests all sang along happily - happy birth-a-day, 哈哈哈嘿嘿嘿" - while the foreigners looked on with raised eyebrows and dropped jaws.

Or something like this: O_o